Know The Enemy: Boston Bruins (1-1-0, 2 pts); defeated Tampa Bay on Saturday night 4-1.
Key On This Guy: Pivot Patrice Bergeron, the B's top two way performer and a concussion survivor.
Laugh At This Guy: Gregory Campbell, Bruins forward and son of former NHL disciplinarian Colin Campbell. Just make sure nobody at the league office hears you laughing at him, unless you want to be on the receiving end of a persnickety, vaguely threatening email.
Don't Sleep On This Guy: super sophomore Tyler Seguin, who had a quiet rookie season before he exploded on the scene during the Eastern Conference Final against Tampa, and simultaneously exploded heads all throughout the Toronto Maple Leaf fan base.
Fact About The Bruins That May Or May Not Be Made Up: Cam Neely based his Dumb And Dumber character "Sea Bass" on former Bruins player and coach Mike Milbury, who presented a tough exterior but secretly enjoyed late night encounters in men's room stalls with other NHL GMs.
Celebrity Prediction: Chuckie Sullivan
"If you think ow-ah fackin Hawkey Sawx ah gonna lose to fackin Calarada, you gaht a fackin screw loose. We ah the fackin Stanley fackin Cup champs. Ray Boah-que who??? HAWKEY SAWX 5, AVS 2."